Tom Mones

Musical Comedy Character Who Brings Laughter to Every Event

Meet Tom Mones, our larger-than-life parody character who moans to his audience about everything from old age woes to his life at the “Past Caring” old people’s home.

With witty humour and relatable stories, Tom is a perfect addition to any comedy event, guest spot, or evening of entertainment.

Comedy with a Musical Twist

Tom Mones doesn’t just tell jokes—he sings them! He brings a fresh comedic twist to some familiar songs through his hilarious reworked versions. Expect laugh-out-loud moments as he performs hits like “Green, Green Grass of the Old People’s Home” and “What’s Up with My Pussycat?”, as well as his signature performance, a reimagined version of the classic “Delilah”—titled “Alzheimers”

His clever lyrics and hilarious commentary ensure that his audience is entertained from start to finish.

Why Choose Tom Mones?

Choose Tom Mones for your event and enjoy his sharp wit, unique blend of musical comedy with hilarious lyrics, and interactive performances that keep audiences engaged, laughing, and having an unforgettable time.

Tom Mones is available for bookings as a comedy performer, host, or special guest.